The History of Everything（The Big Bang Theory主题曲）完整版歌词

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       Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
　　宇宙一度又烫又稠密
　　Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
　　140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着看吧！
　　The Earth began to cool,
　　地球开始降温
　　The autotrophs began to drool,
　　自养生物来起哄
　　Neanderthals developed tools,
　　穴居人发明工具
　　We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
　　我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
　　Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
　　数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
　　That all started with the big bang!
　　一切由大爆炸开始
　　Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
　　其实人类历史没有多久
　　As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
　　星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
　　A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
　　元素在微秒间便形成了
　　The bipeds stood up straight,
　　两足动物直立行走
　　The dinosaurs all met their fate,
　　恐龙都得认命了
　　They tried to leap but they were late
　　想要突变 没来得及
　　And they all died (they froze their asses off)
　　就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
　　The oceans and pangea
　　大洋和泛古陆
　　See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
　　拜拜 才不想学你
　　Set in motion by the same big bang!
　　都是爆炸惹的祸
　　It all started with the big BANG!
　　一切都从大爆炸开始
　　It's expanding ever outward but one day
　　宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
　　It will cause the stars to go the other way,
　　星球会反方向运动
　　Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
　　向内坍塌 我们将不会在那里 所以不会觉得疼痛
　　Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
　　我们最美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
　　Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
　　南方古猿肯定不爽我们
　　Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
　　在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
　　Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
　　宗教或是天文， e百科 旧约申命记
　　It all started with the big bang!
　　一切都从大爆炸开始
　　Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
　　音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术
　　It all started with the big BANG!
　　一切都从大爆炸开始
　　It all started with the big BANG!
　　一切都从大爆炸开始